college professor quotes

November 24, 2007

“I show you what is deal.”
-Professor Hao

“Hey Everybod…WHAT THE F*CK!!”
-Professor Waldock, reacting to the classroom temperature

“What’s the probability I get head?”
-TA L. Wong, addressing the class in broken English while flipping a quarter

william arthur ward

January 22, 2007

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me and I may be forced to love you.”

“Before you speak, listen.
Before you write, think.
Before you spend, earn.
Before you invest, investigate.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you pray, forgive.
Before you quit, try.
Before you retire, save.
Before you die, give.”

“Do more than belong: participate.
Do more than care: help.
Do more than believe: practice.
Do more than be fair: be kind.
Do more than forgive: forget.
Do more than dream: work.”

on friends

October 1, 2006

Stephanie: The reason you don’t have any friends is because you act so dark and anti-social.
Po: Not true! Yesterday I drew a smiley face on the front steps with my own blood!